Guys, don’t be a noob – if you are going to hook up with a $4300 call girl, don’t be all sweet and arrange for her train from Washington to New York – there are *plenty* of fine prostitutes right here in good ‘ol NYC. Especially when you are governor, if you are going to mess around you are kind of obliged to keep your $4300 in the local economy.

Cause, yknow, if you don’t, then you’ve also broken this Federal law ironically called ‘The Mann Act‘ (which reminds me of this joke about transporting gulls across state lions for immortal porpoises, but evidentially a lot of other bloggers already made that connection).

Oh, and if that wasnt enough, The New York Times suggests that Spitzer might have gone all the way and used campaign funds to pay for his hookers. Of course he did.

I was trying to come up with a good image to go with this story and came up empty – however, I did find this amazing video of a pole dancer – she is not a stripper or exotic dancer at all, she does pole dancing as exercise and for fun – she is really amazing and could be a gymnast.