If the first question you asked yourself after reading this headline was ‘who the hell is Michael Mukasey?’, then GOOD.

Because US Attorney General Michael Mukasey is the sleepy old guy Bush hired so people would stop thinking about former AG Alberto Gonzales, wiretapping, perjury, and – well, the Justice Department in general.

So, if you didn’t recognize the name, then “Mission Accomplished!”

Unfortunately the 66-year-old closer choked in the 9th inning – getting topped on YouTube by a transient brain fart.

He’s fine now, and CNN’s Dr. Sanjay Gupta said it might have been a minor TIA or something, so I’m just gonna put him on a baby aspirin regimen and tell him to avoid long flights until Eric Holder takes the mound in January.